"I didn’t think I’d ever have to say "I’d like to thank the Academy", outside of my fan letters to Fame Academy, so that’s, um, I’d like to thank them for co-defining this clerical error. And I’m stupid, but not so stupid, to think that this is to do with me. I was just kind of a membrane, through which Graham Linehan was able to push his amazing brilliance through, with minimal resistance of my own lack of ability to express emotion in my face. So I hope this serves as an inspiration to other nasal men, with no facial expression or emotional range. I’d also like to thank the cast, Chris, Katherine and Matt - who can act, and they’re all terrific. Chiggy and Claire, Graham (who I’ve already dealt with). If I haven’t thanked you, it’s because they cut it for time. And crucially, I’d like to thank my wife, for more than everything. So I’ll leave with less dignity than I came."